Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm. A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Morris and said: “You’re really doing great, aren’t you?” Morris replied: “Just doing

I got the bill for my surgery. Now I know what those doctors were wearing masks for. – James H. Boren Though the doctors treated him, let his blood, and gave him medications to drink, he nevertheless recovered. ― Leo Tolstoy, War and Peace